OCCUPATION:
Hex-Lobbing Tsunami Conjurer

BENEFITS GENEROUSLY PROVIDED BY THE PATRIARCHY:
Invitations to lots of high-profile social events;
meals and boarding* provided;
waiving of standard retaliatory witch extinction measures.

* small corner of dungeon in which to rock catatonically back and forth when services are not otherwise being rendered

NEGLIGIBLE DOWNSIDES THAT THOU SHAN’T MENTION LEST THOU BE MISTAKEN FOR A FEMINIST INGRATE:
Risk of being labeled:
“emotional”
“difficult”
“dangerous”
“impossible” and
“unladylike.”