Hex-Lobbing Tsunami Conjurer
BENEFITS GENEROUSLY PROVIDED BY THE PATRIARCHY:
Invitations to lots of high-profile social events;
meals and boarding* provided;
waiving of standard retaliatory witch extinction measures.
* small corner of dungeon in which to rock catatonically back and forth when services are not otherwise being rendered
NEGLIGIBLE DOWNSIDES THAT THOU SHAN’T MENTION LEST THOU BE MISTAKEN FOR A FEMINIST INGRATE:
Risk of being labeled: