Flower Plucking Raven Dodger


Benefits Generously Provided by the Patriarchy:

Fresh air;

Ample exercise, the better with which to ward off hysteria;

Opportunity to commune with local wildlife.


Negligible Downsides That Thou Shan’t Mention Lest Thou Be Mistaken For A Feminist Ingrate:

Increase in risk of beak and claw related injuries;

Increased risk of avian influenza;

Possible death.