Flower Plucking Raven Dodger
Benefits Generously Provided by the Patriarchy:
Ample exercise, the better with which to ward off hysteria;
Opportunity to commune with local wildlife.
Negligible Downsides That Thou Shan’t Mention Lest Thou Be Mistaken For A Feminist Ingrate:
Increase in risk of beak and claw related injuries;
Increased risk of avian influenza;