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A Walking Dead Haiku Entitled “Eugene Grows A Pair”

Unlike his mullet,
Eugene is now ALL business.
That’s a fact, sister.

A “Walking Dead” Semantics Smackdown

Lady killer. VS Lady. Killer.

Proceed With Caution: Walking Dead Spoilers A-HEAD

  Just read this Yahoo! TV interview with The Walking Dead‘s Scott Wilson.  As a parting gift, he got to keep his fake severed head from the prop department.  (Gives new meaning to the phrase, “severance package,” doesn’t it?)   R.I.P., Hershel Greene.  

A Walking Dead Haiku Entitled “Ugly Is In The Eye Of The Beheader: No Love For The Gov”

The phrase “his one good
eye” rings hollow.  That eye was
a rat bastard, too.

Best Insult Ever?

“Don’t worry – the zombies are looking for brains.  You’re safe.”