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‘Teen Wolf’ Recap: Episode 8 of Season 3 – “Visionaries”

A.k.a. The Classy Episode.  Why “classy,” you ask? In this episode, there’s a near-constant score of crescendo-ing classical music and Wagnerian choirs as various characters recall sad backstory.  Really, you can’t miss it.  Not even if you’re deaf.  We also learn that Derek’s doomed first love played the cello and read books voluntarily (whaaaaa?). 

A Haiku In Which I Explain Why I Would Have Been Watching MTV’s ‘Teen Wolf’ From Day One Had The Show Been Given A More Informative Title, Like:

‘Meet Teen Wolf’s Way, Way
Hotter And Older Mentor,
Who Is NOT Jailbait.’