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Walking Dead Season 7 Finale Haiku: Tigers Are Awesome

Tigers don’t make good
pets. I still want one to eat
my enemies, though.

A Walking Dead Haiku Entitled “Eugene Grows A Pair”

Unlike his mullet,
Eugene is now ALL business.
That’s a fact, sister.

A Walking Dead Haiku Entitled “Alexandria Redux, Redux”

Look at the flowers,
Lizzie. Oh, I mean Sam. Look
at the cookies, Sam.

A Walking Dead Haiku Entitled “Alexandria, Redux”

You’ll dunk those cookies
in icy, paralyzing
terror, and like it.

A Walking Dead Haiku Entitled “Chill Out, Rick!

Aaron’s only crime?
He thinks you’re fabulous.  Eat
the applesauce, bitch.

Find Your Happy Place!

A Walking Dead Haiku Entitled “Two Cures For The Common Flu”

One stops the flu DEAD
in its tracks FOREVER!  And
then there is Ny-Quil….

Best Insult Ever?

“Don’t worry – the zombies are looking for brains.  You’re safe.”