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So I Took The “Which Star Wars Character Are You?” Quiz, And Then This Happened.

To be frank, I was angling for a “Han Solo” response.  But apparently there’s a fine line between brooding sarcasm and unmitigated evil. Now I’m off to go telekinetically choke people I dislike!  Yay, dark side!  

Star Wars Episode VII: Jason’s Revenge?

Um, so….Zulily?  I love you and all, but are “Friday the 13th Costumes & Toys” really a thing?  Really? Light sabers?  And yet not one hockey mask amongst your finery?

A Haiku Entitled “My First Love”

Sarcasm.  Swagger.
Your own Wookie.  You had me
at, “What’s the cargo?”