Tag Archives: paranormal parenting
If the previous at-a-glance chart didn’t clarify the matter, the following quiz ought to be able to definitively determine if you’re living with a teenager or a vampire. Circle the correct response following each question below. 1. I suspect this entity is repelled by sunlight because: (a) Sunlight has an adverse effect on their unique physiological makeup which causes them to burst into flames.
Oh, I thought of another thing that both toddlers and zombies have in common. It doesn’t take either one of them very long to reach a very important conclusion: You = food. And food = life. Spoiler alert: there is rarely a happy ending in store for any person who can be categorized as a “food source,” either in film or in reality.
I’m baaaaack. And I’m launching a new category on Ye Olde Blogge here. Over the past eight years (not coincidentally, the age of my daughter), I’ve come to appreciate just how much my love of the macabre – and of scary movies and television shows in particular – has prepared me for the myriad challenges of parenthood.