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Your Request Is Highly Illogical, Truck

Today I was driving back home after having enjoyed lunch with one of my favorite and smartest friends in the whole wide world, and I was riding that wave of bliss that invariably follows an intellectually fortifying conversation, until…..I was sucked back into reality by the jarring display of stupidity on the back of this truck: Noticing that the driver had his window down, my first impulse was to shout out the window at him: “Excuse me, dear gentleman, but seeing as how I too am required to travel in a northerly direction, much as yourself, and I must execute a 90 degree right turn in naught more than a mile, and passing you poses a tremendous challenge in such dense and unwieldy traffic, I am unable to comply with your request!