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A Sleepy Hollow Haiku Entitled “Katrina Kicks The Bucket (Or, Um…Cauldron)”

Fare thee well, bitch-witch!
And take thy rolling white eyes
and man-child with thee!  

Sleepy Hollow: Pilot Recap

CUE THE BATTLE AXES AND MUSKETS AND OTHER REVOLUTIONARY WAR ACCOUTREMENTS!  It’s that kind of pilot, and time’s a-wastin’. Our hero, Ichabod Crane, is in the thick of battle when an ominous red coated horseman approaches.  Crane, meet Bane!  (Or is it only me who thinks our horseman bears a strong resemblance to The Dark Knight Rises villain?) Ichabod is in the employ of one George Washington.