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A Walking Dead Haiku Entitled “Alexandria Redux, Redux”

Look at the flowers,
Lizzie. Oh, I mean Sam. Look
at the cookies, Sam.

‘Hannibal’ Season 1 Finale Haiku

What rock bottom looks
like: you force Lawrence Fishburne
to shoot your punk ass.

A Hannibal Haiku Entitled “Contradiction”

Riddle me this:  if
the rude are food, how on earth
does he stay so slim?!

‘American Horror Story: Asylum’ Episode 11 Haiku

  “Disturbance in the
common room, Monsignor.”  Oh,
and EVERYWHERE ELSE.

‘American Horror Story’ Season-1-In-A-Nutshell Haiku

  Ghosts? Please. The ghosts fear
Jessica Lange.  She’ll fuck your
shit up.  Believe it.