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Tag Archives: Friday The 13th

Star Wars Episode VII: Jason’s Revenge?

Um, so….Zulily?  I love you and all, but are “Friday the 13th Costumes & Toys” really a thing?  Really? Light sabers?  And yet not one hockey mask amongst your finery?

F Is For Friggatriskaidekaphobia

[Friggatriskaidekaphobia:  fear of Friday the 13th] It’s a silly case of superstition.
A date undeserving of suspicion.
UNLESS: you’re camping, or hiking, or in a boat,
or having sex, or putting on your coat,
or jogging, or swimming, or blissfully sleeping,
or shrieking, or eating, or thinking, or weeping
in the woods, or a hospital, or on a lake,
or in Manhattan, or out in space.