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Death. Taxes. And Carnival Accidents. (That’d Be THREE Things We Can File Under “Certain.”)

Oh, HuffPo.  Do we really think the word “freak” is either (a) accurate or (b) necessary to describe a carnival accident?  (You’ve seen the carny workers with their missing teeth and misspelled tattoos, right?) I propose the phrase, “Totally Expected Carnival Accident,” as a less redundant alternative.