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Paranormal Parenting: A Guide

March 9, 2015

Paranormal Parenting: QUIZ – Are You Living With A Teenager Or A Vampire?

If the previous at-a-glance chart didn’t clarify the matter, the following quiz ought to be able to definitively determine if you’re living with a teenager or a vampire.   Circle the correct response following each question below.   1.  I suspect this entity is repelled by sunlight because: (a) Sunlight has an adverse effect on their unique physiological makeup which causes them to burst into flames.
March 9, 2015

Paranormal Parenting: How To Distinguish Between Teenagers and Vampires At A Glance

January 9, 2015

Paranormal Parenting: Welcome To Life As A Walking Food Source

Oh, I thought of another thing that both toddlers and zombies have in common.  It doesn’t take either one of them very long to reach a very important conclusion:   You = food. And food = life.   Spoiler alert: there is rarely a happy ending in store for any person who can be categorized as a “food source,” either in film or in reality.
January 5, 2015

Quiz: Is Your Child Unusually Creepy?

QUIZ:
IS YOUR CHILD UNUSUALLY CREEPY? 1. When I ask my child to clean his or her room, he or she responds by:
(a) Begrudgingly chucking toys back where they belong (after a great deal of nagging).
(b) Threatening to run away and live with circus freaks.
January 4, 2015

Paranormal Parenting: How Scary Movies Teach You EVERYTHING You Need To Know About Raising Kids!

I’m baaaaack.   And I’m launching a new category on Ye Olde Blogge here.  Over the past eight years (not coincidentally, the age of my daughter), I’ve come to appreciate just how much my love of the macabre – and of scary movies and television shows in particular – has prepared me for the myriad challenges of parenthood.