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May 28, 2014

RIP Dr. Maya Angelou

March 19, 2014

Because SQUIRREL!

March 17, 2014

Have A FAB One!

February 14, 2014

Valentine, We Go Together Like Fava Beans And A Nice Chianti……

February 14, 2014

It’s Valentine’s Day, and Lucy ‘Splains It Perfectly!

December 31, 2013

Happy New Year’s Eve!

October 8, 2013

Safety Is No Laughing Matter! Except For When It Is.

   
October 4, 2013

The World’s Most Optimistic Pessimist! Or Vice Versa!

Either way, I’m in love……  
September 9, 2013

Death. Taxes. And Carnival Accidents. (That’d Be THREE Things We Can File Under “Certain.”)

Oh, HuffPo.  Do we really think the word “freak” is either (a) accurate or (b) necessary to describe a carnival accident?  (You’ve seen the carny workers with their missing teeth and misspelled tattoos, right?) I propose the phrase, “Totally Expected Carnival Accident,” as a less redundant alternative.
September 4, 2013

Behold The Biceps That Can Lift 300 Billion Elephants!

  While trolling the internet for Thor related news, I came across a fascinating tidbit pertaining to Mjölnir, Thor’s legendary tool of supernatural power.  (His OTHER legendary tool of supernatural power.  Ahem.)    In case you missed it the first time around, this tidbit deserves a premium by-the-entrance spot in the parking lot that is your cranium.