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June 20, 2017

American Goddesses

May 31, 2017

But It’s An Honor Just To Be Nominated, Of Course…..

May 31, 2017

Should Have Ordered The Spicy Tuna…..

May 17, 2017

Women Who Work: The Medieval Edition – Hex-Lobbing Tsunami Conjurer

OCCUPATION:
Hex-Lobbing Tsunami Conjurer BENEFITS GENEROUSLY PROVIDED BY THE PATRIARCHY:
Invitations to lots of high-profile social events;
meals and boarding* provided;
waiving of standard retaliatory witch extinction measures. * small corner of dungeon in which to rock catatonically back and forth when services are not otherwise being rendered NEGLIGIBLE DOWNSIDES THAT THOU SHAN’T MENTION LEST THOU BE MISTAKEN FOR A FEMINIST INGRATE:
Risk of being labeled:
“emotional”
“difficult”
“dangerous”
“impossible” and
“unladylike.”
May 10, 2017

Women Who Work: The Medieval Edition – Flower Plucking Raven Dodger

Occupation: Flower Plucking Raven Dodger   Benefits Generously Provided by the Patriarchy: Fresh air; Ample exercise, the better with which to ward off hysteria; Opportunity to commune with local wildlife.   Negligible Downsides That Thou Shan’t Mention Lest Thou Be Mistaken For A Feminist Ingrate: Increase in risk of beak and claw related injuries; Increased risk of avian influenza; Possible death.
May 9, 2017

Women Who Work: The Classical Antiquity Edition – Sea Monster Sacrifice

Occupation:
Sea Monster Sacrifice   Benefits Generously Provided by the Patriarchy:
Ocean views; Informal dress code; Privilege of inspiring a male demigod to heroic feats.   Negligible Downsides That Thou Shan’t Mention Lest Thou Be Mistaken For A Feminist Ingrate: Over-exposure to the elements; Possible death.
May 7, 2017

The Commute From Hell

May 7, 2017

Ancient HR Problems

May 2, 2017

Elf: 0, Alien: 1

April 29, 2017

Christopher Walken: 1, Weeping Angels: 0