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May 7, 2017

The Commute From Hell

May 2, 2017

Elf: 0, Alien: 1

April 29, 2017

Christopher Walken: 1, Weeping Angels: 0

April 28, 2017

Otto West’s Guide to Succeeding At Ugly Americanism

It’s never been a better time to foster everyone else’s appreciation of your American roots while traveling abroad! America’s been featured prominently in the news lately, so you’ll want to capitalize on the heightened interest in all things American. One of the most exceptional cinematic examples of American awesomeness is Kevin Kline’s portrayal of Otto West in A Fish Called Wanda.
April 28, 2017

Dressing For Success: Casual Friday In Space Edition

October 28, 2016

From Childhood to Monsterhood in “Let The Right One In” and “The Witch”

VERY honored to be contributing to the Outtake blog over at Tribeca Shortlist.  Here’s my first piece:   Comedian Eddie Izzard has a brilliant monologue that poses the question, “Cake or death?”—a joke that hinges on how some choices are pretty obvious, or at least, a lot easier to swallow than their alternatives.
April 24, 2015

How A Refinery 29 Email Blast Unexpectedly Made My Day….

I don’t care if I am being too (a) general and (b) hopeful in extrapolating information from this email headline…..I willfully and blindly choose to believe that ALL Anne Hathaway movies are being surgically removed like a festering tumor from Netflix come May 1st!
March 11, 2015

Bigger IS Better

March 9, 2015

NOW It’s A Party……

March 9, 2015

Paranormal Parenting: QUIZ – Are You Living With A Teenager Or A Vampire?

If the previous at-a-glance chart didn’t clarify the matter, the following quiz ought to be able to definitively determine if you’re living with a teenager or a vampire.   Circle the correct response following each question below.   1.  I suspect this entity is repelled by sunlight because: (a) Sunlight has an adverse effect on their unique physiological makeup which causes them to burst into flames.