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May 29, 2014

A Fargo Haiku Entitled “The 60/40 Thing”

He thought about the
60/40 thing.  What’s that
plastic for?  Nothin’.  
December 3, 2013

A Walking Dead Haiku Entitled “Ugly Is In The Eye Of The Beheader: No Love For The Gov”

The phrase “his one good
eye” rings hollow.  That eye was
a rat bastard, too.
November 8, 2013

A Walking Dead Haiku Entitled “Two Cures For The Common Flu”

One stops the flu DEAD
in its tracks FOREVER!  And
then there is Ny-Quil….
September 23, 2013

A Breaking Bad Haiku Entitled “Todd: A Spoonful Of Sugar Helps The Homicide Go Down”

  Could not care less if
you live. Still wants to know your
favorite flavor.
September 4, 2013

A Haiku In Anticipation Of ‘Thor: The Dark World’

Pound me with your big
hammer, mighty Thor!  (Oh….that
Mjölnir is nice, too.)
August 7, 2013

A Haiku Dedicated To The Tardis…

Good thing you’re bigger
on the inside.  Shit ton of
gravitas coming.
July 20, 2013

A Haiku In Which I Explain Why I Would Have Been Watching MTV’s ‘Teen Wolf’ From Day One Had The Show Been Given A More Informative Title, Like:

‘Meet Teen Wolf’s Way, Way
Hotter And Older Mentor,
Who Is NOT Jailbait.’
July 20, 2013

‘Hannibal’ Season 1 Finale Haiku

What rock bottom looks
like: you force Lawrence Fishburne
to shoot your punk ass.
July 20, 2013

A Hannibal Haiku Entitled “Contradiction”

Riddle me this:  if
the rude are food, how on earth
does he stay so slim?!
July 20, 2013

‘Banshee’ Haiku

Were he a real
sheriff, I would jaywalk the
shit out of his town.