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April 3, 2017

Walking Dead Season 7 Finale Haiku: Tigers Are Awesome

Tigers don’t make good
pets. I still want one to eat
my enemies, though.
September 16, 2016

An American Horror Story: Season 6 Haiku Entitled “Depreciating Asset”

Inbred hillbilly
(ghost?) neighbors ain’t no good fer
property values.  
March 16, 2015

A Walking Dead Haiku Entitled “Eugene Grows A Pair”

Unlike his mullet,
Eugene is now ALL business.
That’s a fact, sister.
March 11, 2015

A Better Call Saul Haiku Entitled, “Mike Effing Ehrmantraut, That’s Who”

Who else could work cops
like sock puppets from the back
seat of a squad car?    
March 9, 2015

A Walking Dead Haiku Entitled “Alexandria Redux, Redux”

Look at the flowers,
Lizzie. Oh, I mean Sam. Look
at the cookies, Sam.
March 9, 2015

A Walking Dead Haiku Entitled “Alexandria, Redux”

You’ll dunk those cookies
in icy, paralyzing
terror, and like it.
March 2, 2015

A Better Call Saul Haiku Entitled “At Least I’m Not As Dumb As Tuco’s Granny (Don’t Tell Him I Said That, Though)”

Tuco, you servin’
chips with that “salsa”?  “Cane” I
have some?  [Rimshot here.]
February 26, 2015

A Walking Dead Haiku Entitled “Chill Out, Rick!

Aaron’s only crime?
He thinks you’re fabulous.  Eat
the applesauce, bitch.
February 25, 2015

A Sleepy Hollow Haiku Entitled “Katrina Kicks The Bucket (Or, Um…Cauldron)”

Fare thee well, bitch-witch!
And take thy rolling white eyes
and man-child with thee!  
June 10, 2014

A Game Of Thrones Haiku Entitled, “Requiem For Ygritte”

You know nothing, Jon
Snow.  Except how to rock a
bearskin.  Phwoarrrr!  S’up?