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Monthly Archives: May 2017

But It’s An Honor Just To Be Nominated, Of Course…..

Written on May 31, 2017 at 11:44 pm, by

Should Have Ordered The Spicy Tuna…..

Written on May 31, 2017 at 10:43 pm, by

Because Nobody Needs To Learn How To Fish Nowadays….

Written on May 22, 2017 at 10:46 pm, by

Women Who Work: The Medieval Edition – Hex-Lobbing Tsunami Conjurer

Written on May 17, 2017 at 1:56 am, by

OCCUPATION:
Hex-Lobbing Tsunami Conjurer BENEFITS GENEROUSLY PROVIDED BY THE PATRIARCHY:
Invitations to lots of high-profile social events;
meals and boarding* provided;
waiving of standard retaliatory witch extinction measures. * small corner of dungeon in which to rock catatonically back and forth when services are not otherwise being rendered NEGLIGIBLE DOWNSIDES THAT THOU SHAN’T MENTION LEST THOU BE MISTAKEN FOR A FEMINIST INGRATE:
Risk of being labeled:
“emotional”
“difficult”
“dangerous”
“impossible” and
“unladylike.”

Women Who Work: The Medieval Edition – Flower Plucking Raven Dodger

Written on May 10, 2017 at 7:20 pm, by

Occupation: Flower Plucking Raven Dodger   Benefits Generously Provided by the Patriarchy: Fresh air; Ample exercise, the better with which to ward off hysteria; Opportunity to commune with local wildlife.   Negligible Downsides That Thou Shan’t Mention Lest Thou Be Mistaken For A Feminist Ingrate: Increase in risk of beak and claw related injuries; Increased risk of avian influenza; Possible death.

Women Who Work: The Classical Antiquity Edition – Sea Monster Sacrifice

Written on May 9, 2017 at 9:26 pm, by

Occupation:
Sea Monster Sacrifice   Benefits Generously Provided by the Patriarchy:
Ocean views; Informal dress code; Privilege of inspiring a male demigod to heroic feats.   Negligible Downsides That Thou Shan’t Mention Lest Thou Be Mistaken For A Feminist Ingrate: Over-exposure to the elements; Possible death.

The Commute From Hell

Written on May 7, 2017 at 11:51 pm, by

Ancient HR Problems

Written on May 7, 2017 at 11:29 pm, by

Elf: 0, Alien: 1

Written on May 2, 2017 at 5:40 pm, by