Monthly Archives: November 2015
Written on November 25, 2015 at 9:11 pm, by PunkKittyDiddy
After receiving yet another poorly worded email scam in my Inbox, I have realized that I’ve possibly missed my true calling: WORD COP!
The sheer ineptitude of many would-be cyber-criminals amuses me to no end. A helpful hint for anyone masquerading as a major online retailer in a potential email scam: take ten seconds to have someone proofread your scammy email, you illiterate jackass.
Written on November 23, 2015 at 7:57 pm, by PunkKittyDiddy
Glennergize: To be infused with an unexpected surge of new energy in the midst of a seemingly impossible situation.
Ex.: After consuming seven espressos and that 5 lb. bag of sour gummies, I’m feeling surprisingly Glennergized about today’s plan to climb Mount Everest!
Written on November 23, 2015 at 7:26 pm, by PunkKittyDiddy
If I were to write my professional memoirs today, the cover would look suspiciously like this one:
Being a writer is often a discouraging proposition, especially nowadays, when Tweets and Tumblr pics have crunched the collective attention span down to the approximate width of a gnat’s ass hair.
Written on November 20, 2015 at 1:49 am, by PunkKittyDiddy
Speaking of the dreaded job search: a while ago, I applied to work at Dictionary.com. What better job could there be for a person who loves words with every fiber of her being? I was firmly convinced that I was born to work at Dictionary.com.
Written on November 3, 2015 at 10:17 pm, by PunkKittyDiddy
First, enjoy this cartoon gem from The Oatmeal:
And now – let’s discuss amongst ourselves.
If your business or project requires the output of a creative person (be they writer, editor, graphic designer, musician, filmmaker, or even underwater basket weaver), and it’s not a job you have the time or skills to perform yourself, then – for the love of cupcakes (you KNOW how I feel about cupcakes) – stop devaluing that work when it is performed by others.