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Monthly Archives: March 2015

When Writers Attack

Written on March 20, 2015 at 12:32 am, by

Oh, the joys of the freelance writing hustle!  The constant, unending, relentless search for new clients and projects!  Unleashing a daily tsunami of pitches and wry cover letters to hawk one’s verbal wares!  And the online help wanted adverts!   Especially the online help wanted adverts.

A Walking Dead Haiku Entitled “Eugene Grows A Pair”

Written on March 16, 2015 at 3:05 am, by

Unlike his mullet,
Eugene is now ALL business.
That’s a fact, sister.

Bigger IS Better

Written on March 11, 2015 at 4:37 pm, by

A Better Call Saul Haiku Entitled, “Mike Effing Ehrmantraut, That’s Who”

Written on March 11, 2015 at 4:31 am, by

Who else could work cops
like sock puppets from the back
seat of a squad car?    

NOW It’s A Party……

Written on March 9, 2015 at 5:29 pm, by

Paranormal Parenting: QUIZ – Are You Living With A Teenager Or A Vampire?

Written on March 9, 2015 at 4:43 pm, by

If the previous at-a-glance chart didn’t clarify the matter, the following quiz ought to be able to definitively determine if you’re living with a teenager or a vampire.   Circle the correct response following each question below.   1.  I suspect this entity is repelled by sunlight because: (a) Sunlight has an adverse effect on their unique physiological makeup which causes them to burst into flames.

Paranormal Parenting: How To Distinguish Between Teenagers and Vampires At A Glance

Written on March 9, 2015 at 4:12 pm, by

A Walking Dead Haiku Entitled “Alexandria Redux, Redux”

Written on March 9, 2015 at 2:52 am, by

Look at the flowers,
Lizzie. Oh, I mean Sam. Look
at the cookies, Sam.

A Walking Dead Haiku Entitled “Alexandria, Redux”

Written on March 9, 2015 at 2:33 am, by

You’ll dunk those cookies
in icy, paralyzing
terror, and like it.

Mamma Mia!

Written on March 8, 2015 at 4:27 am, by

You know, if I hadn’t just found my birthmother quite recently, I would have spent this afternoon asking Dame Edna some tough questions regarding whether she recalled having spent quality sexy time with a gentleman caller (or two) in the greater Phoenix area several decades ago…… (Don’t make me don some super loud eyewear for the sole purpose of forcing you to acknowledge the UNCANNY resemblance, mmmmkay?