Monthly Archives: March 2015
Written on March 20, 2015 at 12:32 am, by PunkKittyDiddy
Oh, the joys of the freelance writing hustle! The constant, unending, relentless search for new clients and projects! Unleashing a daily tsunami of pitches and wry cover letters to hawk one’s verbal wares! And the online help wanted adverts!
Especially the online help wanted adverts.
Written on March 16, 2015 at 3:05 am, by PunkKittyDiddy
Unlike his mullet,
Eugene is now ALL business.
That’s a fact, sister.
Written on March 11, 2015 at 4:37 pm, by PunkKittyDiddy
Written on March 11, 2015 at 4:31 am, by PunkKittyDiddy
Who else could work cops
like sock puppets from the back
seat of a squad car?
Written on March 9, 2015 at 5:29 pm, by PunkKittyDiddy
Written on March 9, 2015 at 4:43 pm, by PunkKittyDiddy
If the previous at-a-glance chart didn’t clarify the matter, the following quiz ought to be able to definitively determine if you’re living with a teenager or a vampire.
Circle the correct response following each question below.
1. I suspect this entity is repelled by sunlight because:
(a) Sunlight has an adverse effect on their unique physiological makeup which causes them to burst into flames.
Written on March 9, 2015 at 4:12 pm, by PunkKittyDiddy
Written on March 9, 2015 at 2:52 am, by PunkKittyDiddy
Look at the flowers,
Lizzie. Oh, I mean Sam. Look
at the cookies, Sam.
Written on March 9, 2015 at 2:33 am, by PunkKittyDiddy
You’ll dunk those cookies
in icy, paralyzing
terror, and like it.
Written on March 8, 2015 at 4:27 am, by PunkKittyDiddy
You know, if I hadn’t just found my birthmother quite recently, I would have spent this afternoon asking Dame Edna some tough questions regarding whether she recalled having spent quality sexy time with a gentleman caller (or two) in the greater Phoenix area several decades ago……
(Don’t make me don some super loud eyewear for the sole purpose of forcing you to acknowledge the UNCANNY resemblance, mmmmkay?