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Monthly Archives: May 2014

A Fargo Haiku Entitled “The 60/40 Thing”

Written on May 29, 2014 at 10:07 am, by

He thought about the
60/40 thing.  What’s that
plastic for?  Nothin’.  

RIP Dr. Maya Angelou

Written on May 28, 2014 at 9:55 pm, by

In Defense of Words

Written on May 28, 2014 at 9:24 pm, by

Do you have a dollar?  Good.  I have a HUGE investment opportunity for you.  You’re reading this right now, which means you CAN read.  You can read because someone taught you. Do you even realize how fucking lucky you are to have that?  

It’s What’s For Dinner

Written on May 21, 2014 at 5:17 pm, by

Beefcake, marinated in refinement, accompanied by Danish intellectualism and artistry, seasoned with a mouth-watering “originally a gymnast” spice blend courtesy of his Wiki bio (let that sink in for a moment: ORIGINALLY A GYMNAST), and served with an admittedly bitter side dish of we-haven’t-seen-him-naked-NEARLY-often-enough-this-season.